Revision of Undead Hall of Fame! from Mon, 02/22/2016 - 20:12

The undead, well, can't die.  They can't be stopped.  They are un-phased by muscular disfunction.  Pain and suffering don't register for them.  In short, they are just like the people that make this list.  Wanna be on it?  All you gotta do us demonstrate these qualities to an impartial panel of judges during the annual END-TOMBED/END-TRAILS double feature: ride enough complete laps to cover over 100 miles during END-TOMBED on Saturday within the 12 hour time limit, take a 12 hour nap or whatever zombies like to do in their free time, then come back and run, walk, or stumble your way through enough complete laps for another 50 miles during END-TRAILS on Sunday. The inaugural year had 22 contenders with 14 managing to meet Saturday's requirement, but only four able to transcend their corporal limitations and manage Sunday's demands.

 

Undead Hall of Fame

  Year Age Miles Ridden Miles Ran Combined Time

Ryan Wagner

2015

2014

2013

37

36

35

120

100

110

56.7

52

56

20:44:11

18:20:00

20:32:00

   

Name:  Michelle Annandale

  • Year of Death: 2014 
  • Age at Death:
  • Miles Ridden: 100
  • Miles Ran:  52
  • Combined Time:
  • Epitaph:. 
   
   

Name:  Lisa Thompson

  • Year of Death: 2014 
  • Age at Death:  
  • Miles Ridden: 110
  • Miles Ran:  58.5
  • Combined Time:
  • Epitaph
   
   

Name:  Auralee Strege

  • Year of Death: 2014 
  • Age at Death:
  • Miles Ridden: 100
  • Miles Ran:  52
  • Combined Time:
  • Epitaph
   
   

Name:  Grant Mehring

  • Year of Death: 2013 
  • Age at Death: 28
  • Miles Ridden:  110
  • Miles Ran:  56
  • Combined Time:20:54:00
  • Epitaph: I need a good dentist
   
   

Name:  Matt Chaput

  • Year of Death: 2013 
  • Age at Death: 27
  • Miles Ridden:  110
  • Miles Ran:  56
  • Combined Time: 22:05:00
  • Epitaph: I didn't need to see anyway
   
   

Name:  John Kenny

  • Year of Death: 2013 
  • Age at Death: 32
  • Miles Ridden:  110
  • Miles Ran:  56
  • Combined Time:21:49:00
  • Epitaph: Worth it for the beer and banana!